What's the point of being good?

Don’t ever believe for a second that being good gets you anywhere. It gets you no where. Of course, I’m no angel but I’m certainly no devil either. And I know more than a few devils who are living happily ever after. Isn’t that getting the cake and eating it too? What do I get for being good? Self satisfaction? Overrated. Being able to sleep at night? Overrated. A clear conscience? Overrated. The answer is nothing. I get nothing for being good. 

It's time to switch camps.